![A collection of three panels featuring DP with various Muppets. In the first one DP sits in the theatre booth between Statler and Waldorf. He’s barely able to fit in the booth, his legs folded to his chest. He sighs dreamily exclaiming “Don’t you guys *love* a happy ending?” as he accidentally tips his popcorn bag over Statler and himself. In the second he enthusiastically poses in a frilly dress while holding Miss Piggy with one hand. She says “Honey, you’re too *eager*, you have to let them chase you”, to which he responds “But I *crave* the attention….!”. In the last one DP seductively leans on the table while Kermit signs a contract. DP rambles “This morning I *throughly* prepared myself for this. Took out the *big toys*. Didn’t want you to be the only one with [hidden by Kermit’s speech bubble] up your [hidden]”. Kermit speaks over him to someone out of frame “Is it.... too late to cancel this?”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6ed258f63c60be8703a3b6dad8211486/117ce70534dcc404-6f/s1280x1920/a3c7438d1786f11cdc18517b8a4093a71073436d.jpg)
Originally I had uploaded this to Sciderman's SpideyPool ask blog, but I've since then redone Lolita DP with Miss Piggy to make stickers, so here it is again if you've seen it before!
This crossover still lives rent-free in my head. DP and Miss Piggy would be bestfriends.